Friday, June 26, 2015

I'm Back!

I want to give a shout out to those of you who have been inquiring about my long  absence from the Urban Cryptids blog.  I have been busy working on my thesis paper for entry into the London Institute of 'Pataphysics entitled, " A Pataphysical Investigation into the Safe Unloading of the Common Banana".  I hope to be ready to submit by the end of the year.  In the meantime, I will be back next weekend to file more reports on strange occurrences in Southwest Missouri, including my pursuit of the enigmatic "Mr. Theophrastus".