Friday, June 28, 2013

New Power Washer Eliminates Evidence

One of the most important activities related to the Science of Cryptozoology is the meticulous gathering of physical evidence - that is, the collection of spoor (hair, fecal matter, etc.)  Unfortunately, the Downtown Springfield Community Improvement District may have made our job even more difficult.  They have recently purchased a brand new high pressure power washer that has the capability to remove all trace of the Elusive Urban Skunk Ape from the city's sidewalks!  Though this development may make the elusive creature even more elusive, we are glad that the people of Springfield are working so hard to improve our downtown environment.

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