Friday, September 28, 2012

The Zombie Outbreak is Nigh!

As mentioned earlier, I have been recruited by the area's Zombie Outbreak Response Team and have been given an important and expendable position in the group! Though I have not yet actually SEEN a brain eating mutant yet, I have determined that they are a mutated form of human being and are not classified as cryptid animals. I have also been told that zombification is a treatable condition (something not seen in the movies). We are now preparing for the expected zombie outbreak at the Monster Dash at Ritter Springs Park at 1 pm on Oct. 6. Don't miss out on the fun!

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