Throughout the city of Springfield, large bins such as the one pictured can be found, each one with the instructions to "feed the Green Monster". This begs an obvious question: Does each bin contain a small green monster, or are all the bins used to collect paper to feed one gigantic green monster? I was afraid to stick my head into the bin to find out, but after a diligent stakeout we discovered that these bins are regularly emptied and the contents are carried by truck to some central location. In the coming week we intend to follow one of these trucks to discover the location of the lair of the Green Monster.
- found by S.C.